Oath

Countdown To A Promise To Myself

Written in a veritable haze of ‘I care not a jot for grammar or cursing anymore’ No longer in the running for “Most Enthusiastic Student On Campus” So near, yet still so far.  I’m off to read The Thesis Whisperer whilst I prepare another dubiously nutritious lunch and counting down the days till I get my life…

One Does Not Simply Drop 15 Kilos In Nine Weeks

Fourteen stone in a day!!!! as the gloriously rotund Peter Kay often says.  Pure fantasy and for comedy value only of course but a line that pops into my head every time I read the front of women’s magazines. A case in point; Mahalia Barnes, (don’t worry, I barely know who she is either) has…